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*The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons by Rachel Teagle*

Theatre Lab
University Theatre
A Heckscher Theatre for Families Production:
The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons by Rachel Teagle


Suddenly all childhood dreams have come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, cowboys, and princesses. It's a brave and glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up. With the help of her friendly vocational adviser and her super-spy boyfriend, Jess embarks on a journey to find her place in the world, and discover why it seems to be unraveling. An offbeat comedy about ambition, vocation, and restlessness.

This in-person Theatre Lab event is located at University Theatre. For directions and parking information, click here.

FAU Student tickets available for $10 at-the-door only.

Children under 18
FREE with adult admission (limit of 4). To book, please call 561-297-6124.

Due to the surge in COVID-19 cases and the delta variant, all patrons regardless of vaccination status are expected to wear masks while indoors in any FAU facilities. Anyone exhibiting flu-like symptoms (coughing, fever, shortness of breath) will be asked to leave the venue to support the safety and protection of the university community.

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FAU - University Theatre Boca Raton, FL 33431

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